Nico Bolzico during Solenn Heussaff’s period: “Check levels of hungriness every 30 to 45 mins”

“3- Make sure you take care of ALL the house tasks, not just the usual ones that you do like: taking the garbage, doing the dishes or making the bed; during this period be ready to do the laundry, iron and feed the cat (yes, feed the freaking cat)

4- Be a man and buy tampons or those special towels that absorb the blood! Make sure there is enough inventory for at least 2 decades. Running out of those can lead to an apocalypse, just watch Terminator 2 and you will understand.”

Nico then concluded that bullied husbands have to be extra sensitive during “those days”.

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#Wifezilla: *during period* #ElBolzico: *breathe* #Wifezilla: ☝(see picture) Today, at the #BulliedHusdbandsClub session, we will be talking about those days of the month when our #Wifezillas hit CAPSLOCK on emotions … We call it #TheRedSeason. We know this is a taboo topic so we decided to address it! It is very important for a husband to be aware of that period and understand that her period is also his period. During these days our #Wifezillas might ovary-react a bit and that's ok! It is our responsibility to adapt to their situation, so here there are a few tips to avoid husbands to be murdered during this period: 1- Understand that this is not a joke, they feel bloated and in pain, there is NO way, us, men, can handle that every month, so show some respect. 2- Do NOT allow her to be hungry, a woman in her period and hungry can be a deadly combination, she can easily turn into a T-Rex and we all watched Jurassic Park. We advise to check levels of hungriness every 30 to 45 mins, this can vary depending on the breed of your #Wifezilla. 3- Make sure you take care of ALL the house tasks, not just the usual ones that you do like: taking the garbage, doing the dishes or making the bed; during this period be ready to do the laundry, iron and feed the cat (yes, feed the freaking cat) 4- Be a man and buy tampons or those special towels that absorb the blood! Make sure there is enough inventory for at least 2 decades. Running out of those can lead to an apocalypse, just watch Terminator 2 and you will understand. In conclusion, we need to be extra sensitive these days. If you have any doubts feel free to call our #BulliedHusdbandsClub hotline, one of our wives will answer first and pass the phone to us. Also, I might be dead after posting this pica of #Wifezilla. #IfYouReadThisFarLetMeKnow

A post shared by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on Dec 4, 2018 at 12:51am PST

Other known members of the #BulliedHusbandsClub are Erwan Heussaff and the new recruit, Dingdong Dantes.

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A post shared by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on Nov 22, 2018 at 2:11am PST

(Photo source: Instagram – @nicobolzico/ @solenn)

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